Enjoy the laugh

Harold was an old Retired Navy Chief Engineman. He was
sick and was in the VA hospital. Anyway, there was this one young nurse that just drove him crazy. Every time she came in, she would talk to him
like he was a little child. She would say in a patronizing tone of voice,
"And how are we doing this morning, or are we ready for our bath, or are
we hungry?" Harold had enough of this particular nurse.

One day, Harold had received breakfast, and pulled the apple juice off his breakfast tray, and put it on his bed side stand. He had just been given a urine bottle to fill for testing. So.....you know where the juice went.

Well, the nurse came in a little later and picked up the urine bottle.
She looks at it. "My, but it seems we are a little cloudy today....." At
this, the Chief snatched the bottle out of her hand, pops off the top, and
drinks it down, saying, "Well, I'll run it through again, and maybe I can
filter it better this time. The nurse fainted..Harold just smiled..Typical Chief!

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